1 MILLION REELS.
ONE FORMULA.
We didn't build this on opinions. We analyzed over 1,000,000 trending reels across 47 niches — fashion, fitness, finance, comedy, beauty, tech, food, and more. We extracted the exact variables that separate viral content from content that gets 200 views and dies.
That framework is now inside our AI. Every reel you upload is measured against it. If you implement the changes, your reel is set for virality. It's not magic. It's pattern recognition at scale.
From Draft
To Viral.
Five steps. Thirty seconds of analysis. A blueprint for every reel you make from here on out.
Upload Your Draft
Drop your raw .mp4 before it hits the algorithm. Most creators post first, wonder why it flopped, then fix it. You're doing this the right way.
The 12-Variable Scan
Our AI runs your video through the same 12-point framework we extracted from analyzing over 1 million trending reels across 47 niches. No opinions — pure pattern recognition.
Get Your Roast Report
You receive a scored breakdown across all 12 variables, benchmarked against the top 10% of viral content in your niche. The feedback is harsh because the algorithm is harsher.
Implement The Fixes
Each fix is ranked by impact. We tell you what to change first, what to change second, and what's destroying your watch time the most. No vague advice like 'be more engaging.'
Post. Watch The Numbers.
94% of creators who implement all high-priority fixes see a measurable increase in watch time within their next 3 posts. The algorithm doesn't care about your feelings — only your metrics.
Three Layers.
Every Layer Matters.
Virality isn't random. Every video that hits 1M+ follows the same three-layer structure. Miss one layer and the algorithm ignores you.
Hook Architecture
The first 3 seconds are the only seconds that matter for acquisition. If you don't trigger a pattern interrupt immediately, the viewer is already gone. We analyze 4 distinct hook types and score yours against what actually stops the scroll in your niche.
Retention Engine
Getting the first 3 seconds right gets you a view. The middle section is where watch time is won or lost. We analyze your pacing against the dopamine loop model — the same pattern used in every video that hits 1M+ views.
Completion Signal
The algorithm rewards completion rate above almost everything else. Your ending determines whether TikTok/Instagram pushes your content or buries it. We score your loop-ability, CTA placement, and the emotional payoff that triggers a share.
The 12 Variables
We Judge You On.
These are the exact signals the TikTok and Instagram algorithms use to decide if your content gets pushed or buried. We score all 12.
Data. Not Opinions.
Niche-Specific Benchmarks
A fitness hook that works at 100ms energy doesn't work for a finance explainer. We benchmark against the top 10% of viral content in your specific niche — not a generic average.
Continuously Updated
The algorithm changes. So does our dataset. We re-analyze trending content weekly across all 47 niches so our benchmarks reflect what's working right now — not 6 months ago.
Removes Confirmation Bias
You think your reel is good. You made it. You're biased. The AI has no feelings about your content — it only has the data. That's why the feedback hurts. And why it works.
You Now Know
The Formula.
The question is whether you're going to keep guessing, or finally get a data-backed verdict on your content before it goes live.
Roast My Reels — Free